Don’t judge what you don’t understand.

Lovely. I was just informed by someone that a few gossipy gamers whom I used to know made an ASTOUNDING assumption — that all I do is play WoW. Hmm let’s see, I only play MAYBE three to five months out of a year IF I’m lucky, and I’ve got the account history to prove it. Shall I post it for you all? I know that many of you who spewed such bullshit won’t even see this post, but here, knock yourselves out:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/stormy78/WoWAccountHistory.jpg

I do hope that was satisfactory. I hate having to validate every little thing I do for those who don’t understand a damn thing I’m going through. And remember, you have no right to criticize me on based assumptions when you all practically do the same damn thing but with OTHER FUCKING GAMES. And you guys wonder why we suddenly stopped going to the game shop… You see, we don’t validate our friendships solely on interest, or how many conventions we’ve attended. It’s too bad some of you were too goddamned petty to figure that out. Enjoy and go fuck yourselves!

Signed,

An ex-Warhammer player.

from an e-mail

This says it all about getting older & the whole aging thing.
An elderly couple are attending church services…
About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
It says, “I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?”
He scribbles back, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”